Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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