we're blogging at a bar
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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