New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think I am morally bankrupt
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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