You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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