508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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