You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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