I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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