I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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