Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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