let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
