party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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