dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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