Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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