butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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