Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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