By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
