So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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