ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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