...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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