and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
try to milk me bitch
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