i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
one might say we're banned from that church
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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