Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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