Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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