yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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