if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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