He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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