ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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