Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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