your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Even my vagina gasped.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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