So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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