OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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