so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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