how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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