I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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