But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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