i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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