Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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