Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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