He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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