Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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