part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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