Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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