She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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