and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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