Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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