I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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