that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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