I just made out with a guy for $7.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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