didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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