everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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